The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo! How are you? I'm fantastic. How about yourself?

I'm great, man. I got to know.

Molly Mullin got divorced on our Twitch. If you want to watch our Twitch, please.

Good for you, man. Happy divorce day.

Yeah, nice work. So this is like official. You walked out of court today.

I'm going to sign those papers.

You got to go in front of that judge and hope that the judge says I grant.

I never had to go in front of a judge. You do?

Yeah. For the final thing, I had to do only one person has to do.

You don't both have to go in front of a lot of couples.

And then a lot of single people too.

You go in front of the judge and the lawyer is like, this is why my client wants to get divorced.

And the judge is like, all right, I grant your divorce.

At the time, I just remember thinking like,

well, maybe that's because you're, well, I wonder if your judge thought maybe it was salvageable.

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