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Good morning.

Thanks.

I like this.

So this mom made her daughter one of those unicorn cakes for a 14th birthday.

Okay.

So all our friends show up, right, and the daughters, friends are there.

They're all looking at the cake and the cakes...

Yeah. Looks like like male appendage. I mean a unicorn cake probably would look like that. Yeah. Just take the unicorn off just call it a horse cake. That would be stupid. Well it's better than oh because the

daughter thought... Let me see a unicorn cake I mean it's like is it... He couldn't have made it

smaller. He couldn't have made that like he should have got me the big picture

because it looks like a

big penis hold all just look it up look it up at least take the thing off of

there right put something just be like I don't know it wasn't it's not a unicorn it's just

a horse I mean it's got the eyes on it just because

people have filthy minds you can't control that oh no this one looked like a

sex toy I mean the actual what the actual uh it looks like it looks like a unicorn cake people felt

wrong eating it yeah I'd be that's because people have filthy minds it some of the other moms

wouldn't let their kids eat it.

Yeah, I mean that's just ridiculous.

That's so funny.

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