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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday, 03.27.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:43.2

the church of laslow has begun yo you get those baseball games on i'm trying this tv's a little

0:52.5

slow we can watch paul okay okay okay Just give the TV a second. Are you excited? Yeah, it's baseball

1:00.1

season, man. I know. Officially now. Yeah. Happy opening day. I can be able to get this to work now. I'm

1:05.2

gonna kill you. I'll get it to work. It just, oh, there, it started moving again. It came back to life. Okay. Come on, Pittsburgh. Come on,

1:11.8

Pittsburgh. There we go. Got it. And do you want to watch Pittsburgh's broadcast?

1:15.6

Yes, of course. Okay. And do you want to watch it live? Yes. Okay. Well, sometimes if it's in the

1:20.3

30 and I just started over, so you'll bet on stuff that is wrong. It only worked once, but it was pretty funny.

1:28.1

I saw something about opening day today.

1:30.6

What was the thing I just had saved here?

1:32.0

Oh, we were talking about ballpark foods, you know, what people eat.

1:36.8

And then the questions that Americans have been Googling the most, I guess, that have to do with ballpark foods.

1:42.8

Okay.

1:43.1

So like, let's see. I guess these don't all have to do with ballpark foods. Okay. So like, let's see.

1:45.7

I guess these don't all have to do with ballpark foods.

1:47.7

What does PO mean?

1:49.4

Actually, I don't think any of these have to do with foods.

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