Thursday, 03.14.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2024
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
*Snowcone's car is now mostly made up of bumper stickers, trash bags, and pieces of cardboard.
*Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes announce plans for new restaurant in Kansas City.
*When Lazlo and his boys have given up all hope of being able to watch baseball on tv this spring, the league has a serious problem.
*What are the odds that congress actually shuts down Tik Tok with this new legislation?
*Elon Musk vs Don Lemon
*Dozens of bands and panelists have backed out of SXSW this week because of Army sponsorship.
The story behind bizarre Aroldis Chapman groping video (nypost.com)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:22.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:33.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:37.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:40.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of LASL has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo, how are you? |
| 0:49.0 | I'm great. |
| 0:50.0 | Good. |
| 0:51.0 | How much basketball? |
| 0:52.0 | I don't even care about basketball, but I got money on it, baby. |
| 0:54.0 | That's how you make yourself care. There you go. Makes everything exciting. |
| 0:57.0 | We got three games going at once back there. |
| 0:59.0 | Bet on everything. It's the big tournament. |
| 1:02.0 | One of, yeah, there's big tournaments going on. Yeah, the big tournament. Yeah, there's big tournaments going on. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah, the big tournaments. |
| 1:05.0 | ACC, SCC, big 10, big 12. |
| 1:09.0 | Yep, big tournaments. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah, big tournaments. |
| 1:12.0 | Big tournaments. First day of spring, unofficially. |
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