The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo! Yo! How are you? Well, I'm fantastic. How are you?

I'm great. No problems. Good. Glad to hear it.

If you want to watch us do this, you can do it at twitch.tv slash Church of Lazl, right?

Yep. Church of Lazloh.

Or you can text us with text line 913-586-7965, correct?

Correct.

And if you need to catch up with us anywhere, just go to Lazloh.church.

Yes.

There you go. I think we've covered everything now.

And I'll follow some solution.

I told you when we walked in.

What was the first thing I said, Lazloh?

I said, oh, did you drink last night and watch some 90-day fiancee?

I said, yeah. I said, I watched the drama.

You didn't say, like, yeah.

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