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Amy, what do you have?

Well, I saw this yesterday and I thought it was cool.

At first, I was like, is this AI?

Am I being tricked?

But it really did look like Jeff Bezos. And did you see him saying that if people make,

like he used a nurse as an example, a nurse making $75,000 a year shouldn't pay taxes. Yeah, his thing was

if you're in the bottom, 50%, you should not pay taxes. But he also did not commit to all billionaires

paying even more taxes. That's what I found to be a little like, I'm like, okay, we'll step up.

Also, it's very easy to say this because you know it's not going to happen.

And I think a lot of these billionaires that aren't using their money in positive ways

or finding ways to not pay taxes are now a bet on a promo tour to go, no, we want to,

but they're never held accountable to their words because they don't have to be.

Oh, so you don't think it's going to happen?

I do not.

I don't even think he wants it to happen.

Gosh, he sure acted like it was a no-brainer.

It could be a no-brainer. But, yeah, you can just say that. It's like when Eddie goes, I want to give a kidney to somebody. No, I really do. And Jeff Bezos wants to lower half of people and I have to pay taxes. Oh. I did see it, though, and there were some great points made, but however, the points will never be enforced, nor do I think he really wants them enforced. This is just my opinion. Yeah, it was a clip on CNBC. He looked pretty good, too. He had, like, hair, like facial hair and stuff. They look good? Well, he just looked like not evil villain Jeff Bezos. And maybe that was part of he wanted to look a little softer because he's going the bottom hat.

All this is, everything's manicured with these folks. Like, not even just physically, but what they're saying, they have so many people telling them. But you know what's interesting about him too is that he remains bald even though he has so much money. He could probably like create the perfect hairdo. I think when you're bald for so long, like completely bald, it's kind of hard to have hair. Yeah, that would be weird. You can't really launch back in because on this yesterday, he had a little bit of the side hair. Which I thought was interesting, but to your point, maybe he did it to soften himself because it wasn't as like tight and shiny and yeah, like evil villain.

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