From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, hot damn, Iran's acting leader went out for a public walk to inspire confidence.

And the good news is his people are more confident than ever.

The bad news is that confidence is placed in the United States military.

Additioned by subtraction and a series of overnight strikes.

If anybody wants to be Ayatollah acting leader, there's a help-wanted sign outside a cave in Iran.

We're going to discuss it today on a very busy St. Patrick's Day episode of Fox Across America

with your main man, Jimmy Thaler. 888-78,910 if you want to be a part of the show. The rules are the same every day, even if you get hammered on St. Patty's Day, you could be a Republican, you could be a Democrat. Just don't be a... Happy Tuesday. And wow, you want to talk numbers. Happy anniversary to me.

This is a fun fact.

I started here at the Fox News Channel on St. Patrick's Day about seven years ago. I was a writer for Kennedy in 2019.

And I got my start here in the building at 1211 at the Death Star, as we like to call it.

So we're sitting here seven short years later, and I've held a series of positions.

You know, I was a writer for Kennedy.

Obviously, I was a fill-in host here on the radio.

Then I became a radio host, and now I have, I guess, a TV show.

And, you know, the one thing I could tell you is anybody who knew me then and knows me now would describe me the exact same way. That boy is a P-I-G-Pig. Oh, come on. That was a cheap shot at the champ. I was trying to have a moment and be like, oh, Jimmy, you never changed. He is so full of shit this guy. But I'm not. It's all the same. And I bring that up is we're going to get underway today and do the show the way we always do. Lydia Moynihan's coming by from the New York Post. I want to talk about the Straits of Hormuz and the ongoing effort by Trump to secure it. Sounds like our NATO allies want no part of helping out.

That's just how white folks will do you.

Seriously, though.

And what drives me crazy about it, and we'll talk about this with Gianno Caldwell,

is that NATO and a lot of our European allies are buying all of Putin's natural gas. Like 99% of his market is the people

who they want protection from. That's stupid. Use your common sense. Trump said this the first time

around. The first time he met with NATO at his first term. He was like, hey man, yeah, I'm down to protect the NATO nations and spend 5% of GDP and have our troops ready to go.

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