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You hear him with today's prank phone call. Neff, what you got for us? I got it for you, Shirley. This right here is Thunderbolt. Thunderbolt. Let's go, Cat Dock. Hello? Hey, man, let me, hi. I'll speak a-knit out here. Who's calling? Hey, this Thunderboat from the club, man.

What time does you get in?

Thunderboat.

Hello?

Yeah.

Yeah, this Thunderbolt. out here who's called hey this thunderboat from the club man uh what time she get in the

hello yeah yeah this thunder boat man what time she get in what you mean what time she get in

uh she ain't in here now but you know i mean i mean what you need hey uh i'm trying to just this

a fiance day i'm calling up on uh i'm trying to actually get an address and stuff man man. She got me dancing this weekend on Saturday night, and I want to see it, make sure I got the address, everything, everything still on. You know, I didn't already get my slot up at the club. He got you dancing. Say, what not? What do you mean she got you dancing? She asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night. So I went on and took off at the club, and, you know, she didn't have to do no male dancing on Saturday night. So I went on and took off at the club and, you know, she didn't already go.

My gal ain't, she ain't had to do no male dancing. My gal, she, nah. My gal, she goes, she goes to school at night on weekend. So, you know, but now she ain't. Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. Okay, who was this here? My name is David. David Gingham a fiancé.

What?

Yeah.

That's my gal.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Squeak's been to get married? Squeaky. What the f***? Wait, wait, wait. Okay. My gal name's... I'm David. Right, okay. That's squeaky. How do you know my gal? You say you're a dancer? I dance that bitch, man. I'm thunderbolt. But how do you know my gal? She comes to the club on Saturday. She asked me by doing some dancing for this coming Saturday, so she already gave me half the money. She comes to the club on Saturdays. No, my gal, she goes to school on Saturdays, ma'am. No. Oh, boy, right, first of all, I'm blown away by you trying to tell me Squeaky Mary. That, you got me really toe up with that. I don't know no squeaky. That's what we call her at the club, man. Hey, man, look, I'm not going to get into all of that. What I'm really calling by this. She got me working this weekend doing some dancing. And I'm trying to just make sure sure that we on for this weekend because i didn't get my spot up at the club you're trying to tell

my gal hanging out of the buck naked club with dance man squeaky's been coming up in there man for

the last buckwheiki she's been there long enough to hell dick name dog i've been doing squeaky

four five years squeaky been coming man this this thunder, me and Squeaky go way back. Oh, no, man. Well, we're going to handle this when she get in here. So you can, you know, handle your, what you got to handle it, talk to whoever you got to to get your little money or whatever or whatever. No, no, no, no. I can't get my slot back, dog. Wait a minute, man. That's not the stop. Are you listening, on, I can't get my slot back, dog. Oh, wait a minute, man. That's not the stop.

Hey, is you listening, man?

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