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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

This week, JB Smoove and Miles explain why you should be grateful for your humanity. Plus JB attempts to help out a listener stuck in the “Friend of the Friend” zone. This Week's Quote: “Having been born human beings, we must not waste this opportunity.” - Sri Anandamati Ma (Keep Calm and Carry On Calendar, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:15.1

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0:21.3

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0:26.6

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0:33.0

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0:37.9

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0:43.0

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1:13.0

But you know what? Sometimes this advice I'm giving is, sometimes it's below, and sometimes it's

1:20.8

above my knowledge. You know, you gotta be able to understand what your threshold is.

1:30.8

Your threshold of fucking knowledge. But sometimes, you don't gotta overboard with this knowledge

1:37.8

that I'm trying to give you sometime. Sometimes my advice is practical. Sometimes my advice.

1:48.4

Sometimes my advice that I'm giving you is something that I will tell myself.

1:53.0

And mouth, you're looking at mirror and tell yourself some shit and hope that you'll remember that

1:57.2

shit by the time you walk outside. No, don't do that shit mouth. No, I made maybe a writing note.

2:05.2

I'll do a lot of time phone. No, fuck all that. No, no. Sometimes you forget you put a shit in the phone.

2:11.2

But if you tell yourself some shit and make sure yourself hurts yourself, tell you some shit in the mirror.

2:16.2

A lot of time yourself going to remember it. Yeah, I know me. I'll tell me stuff and I'll just

2:22.6

forget it if I don't write it down. No, I won't tell you wrong miles, but you gotta talk to yourself.

2:31.2

Okay. See, sometimes giving yourself practical advice sticks with you more. If you tell yourself,

2:37.8

if you take that, if you make a point to tell yourself that shit mouth,

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