Well, here we are blind Michael Geary, and let me tell you what I'm going to do to you.

No, dummy, you are done. I should have done this long ago, but now is as good as time as any.

John, you are the most horrible human being I have ever had the displeasure to meet.

You are total trash to everyone who cares for you, and I'm done.

You could never be half the man blind Mike Geary is.

John, do yourself a favor and head over to blindmike.net and school yourself on someone

who is bitter than you in every possible way.

And now here is your host, a real man, a man who will be around for decades after John, no longer walks the earth.

The Great Blind, Mike. Yay! Yay! the great blind Mike

Yay

And I'm

I don't appreciate

The Army Major

Exposed my last name

But that's fine

No stuttering John talk this week.

That was...

Thank you.

I want to talk about it, though, so bad.

Well, maybe a little stuttering, but no...

We don't have a segment planned around him.

Yeah.

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