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Go to Granny Macduff-E-N-T-com for more information. Good evening, children.

Good evening, children.

It's Granny MacDuff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin. Thank you. There once was a woman who wanted so much to have a child, but she did not know where she could find one.

Until one day, she met an old woman in the forest.

"'What troubles you, my dear?' the old woman asked.

"'My heart is set upon having a child, but I have none.'

The old woman smiled and said, "'That is easily fixed. Here is a grain of barley,

but it is not a normal seed.

Do not feed it to a chicken

or give it to a farmer.

Put it in a flower pot.

And you shall see.

The woman did not quite know

what to make of this,

but she was grateful.

Thank you, she told the old woman. And so she took the seed

and planted it. Soon after, the seed grew into a beautiful flower, which looked very much like a

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