It's an historically hideous season.

It's our 100th ugly house.

And if these walls could talk.

Do you cry a lot?

I do.

Ugliest House in America, season premiered tonight at 8 on HGTV.

We'll feel back. It's the horror show.

We shot and Joe another episode ready to go.

They're going to talk about the good and the trash and anything in between.

Cherishing make-believe.

Get ready for Halloween.

It's the horror show. I know you missed those guys those guys tune in and find out what's on their list tonight they butcher and

dissect take apart of mutilate listen to you two favorite brainiacs communicate it's the horror show

hello everybody and welcome to the horror show dissects mutilates dismemberesilates, dismembers, and butchers, all of your favorite, and not-so-favor horror movies and other horror-related events. I'm Sean. I'm Joe. Hey, I'm going to toss this out there just to start off the show. Oh, boy. If somebody can write me a new intro, same cadence, got to have the same cadence, same syllables, everything.

But it's not just like horror related, like, you know, the new vibe of the show.

Give me a new vibe.

Send it over to me.

Sean and I hatehorror.com.

I'll send you something if I like it and we use it, but probably not.

But I just don't know what could even fit in that.

But it would be nice to have something that's more open.

So people aren't generic.

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