This episode of the horror show is brought to you by the loved birds, Matt and Christina.

See what I did there, guys.

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and blah blah blah blah blah blah so now on to the show She always asked me why I like watching people die

And why I give my kicks while others scream and cry

Now my friends think that I'm sick or maybe uneducated

And my family doesn't want to admit that they are related

Now monsters and madman who rave and mutilate

are perfect entertainment

when I take her on tape.

You can shove to spark the vampires

and family comedies.

Give me blood and beast and boots

and fake and triple bees.

Don't ask me why, because I don't know.

Don't close your eyes.

Enjoy the show.

Because I'm a poor. I'll help, hell, pal. Don't close your eyes Enjoy the show Hello Hello everybody and welcome to the horror show.

Show, die sex, mutilates, dismembers, and butchers.

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