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Welcome back to WSHIT's Crab Apple Cromp Stoppers. Every week, me, Sheriff Brownsville shines

a lot on the criminal element running around our township. And this week, I'm going to

share with you a 911 call that is so disturbing. It has me more rattled than the great toilet

paper caper of 2019. Now just listen, where a young lady in distress calls for our help,

and the operator on the other end has nothing but disdain for this fine citizen.

I'm over here at Burger King. I'm at a dry food right now. I ordered my food three times.

They're mopping the floor inside and I understand the busy. They're not even busy. I've been

the only car here. I asked the four different times to make me a Western party to burger.

They keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato and cheese onions, and I said, I'm not

leaving. I want a Western burger because I just got my kids from Ty's Fundole. They're

hungry. I'm on my way home and I live in San Clemente. She gave me another hamburger.

It's wrong. I said four times. I said, I want it. Can you go out and park in front? I said,

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