Throwing Chairs and Appliances!
Elvis Duran's After Party
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 950 Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
Today, a caller tells us how good it felt to throw her microwave. Elvis joins her and throws a chair!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:05.7 | Get your hands together. |
| 0:07.2 | We're going to start to party. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm ready to party. |
| 0:11.0 | The Elvis Duran After Party. |
| 0:13.2 | The After Party. |
| 0:15.5 | The After Party. |
| 0:17.5 | The After Party podcast. |
| 0:23.7 | We have to party today. |
| 0:25.7 | Now it's time to podcast. |
| 0:26.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:27.7 | A couple of things I want to talk about. |
| 0:29.0 | First of all, let's talk about throwing appliances, shall we? |
| 0:31.6 | Oh, geez. |
| 0:32.3 | You're the king of that. |
| 0:33.4 | Oh, absolutely. |
| 0:34.4 | So I get Jennifer from Pompano Beach, Florida, on the line. |
| 0:38.9 | Hi, Jennifer. How are you? |
| 1:27.5 | Hi, Elvis. How are you doing today? We're doing great. Let me set this up, Jennifer. Thanks for your holding, by the way. So years ago, people would sneak into my office and use my microwave oven. And crap would start splattering all over it, like tomato sauce and food that was just, it would turn hard. It was microwave so much. Yeah. I got so mad. I told them, use your old microwave oven. Don't come into my office to use my microwave oven. I got so mad, I picked it up and threw it across the hallway. Yes. Into the room where they, we called it the. Yes. I wish I went there. If you were walking to the hallway, all you saw was a microwave oven just fly past out of one door into another. He was not happy. And then it smashed to smithering. I apologize profusely for getting the Ziti on the roof of your microwave. Oh, it was you that did it? Yeah, it was me. It was me. And then this morning, I walk into the kitchen with Gandhi, and the place smells like burning |
| 1:31.4 | toast, and the toaster oven is a flame because of all the crumbs and pieces of |
| 1:37.4 | food that have been in there since Obama was president. |
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