Throwback Thursday (Ep7 - Let's go to Cheesecake Factory )

The Viral Podcast

Chelcie Lynn and Paige Ginn

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, honey, zombie here.
0:01.4	Hey, honey, zombie here.
0:02.7	Are you ever, do you ever sleep and you can't sleep at night? And you're thinking, oh, I wish I could just snap my fingers and it's tomorrow. Like that's, mm-hmm. Well, usually I can fall asleep in like 10 seconds. Yeah. Oh, not me. Really? I fall. I put my head down. And then I knew, I knew I could not sleep. and Brett's like, okay over there?
0:24.6	Because I can't... put my head down and then I knew I knew I could not sleep.
0:22.5	And Brett's like, okay over there because I kept moving, you know?
0:26.2	I knew it was going to be a long night.
0:28.0	She's probably just excited for the day.
0:30.2	It does not matter how tired I am.
0:32.8	It takes me time to go to sleep.
0:35.5	I hate it.
0:36.8	Greg, 30 seconds, he's snoring.
0:38.4	I'm like, must be nice.
0:39.5	What do you do?
0:53.3	Why can't you fall asleep? Dude, it just, my whole life, it just takes, I don't care if I, I mean, it just takes a minute a while, sometimes up to an hour or more. Do you like count sheep? No, I just lay there. And I can't be on my phone. If I'm on my phone, you know, so I'll like put my phone up.
0:54.5	I'll just lay there.
0:56.4	Dude, I'm hungry.
0:54.5	Yeah, I'm on my phone, you know, so I'll, like, put my phone out and I'll just lay there.
1:10.4	Dude, I'm hungry. Yeah, I'm on Cheesecake Factory. Let's go to Cheesecake Factory after this. What's that pasta I get with the, it has, like, peas in it? It's falaf. No, not falafel. Falafel. Something like that, falafel pasta. Yeah, it's fucking good. Dude, Cheesecake Factory is bomb.
1:14.7	Yeah. It's fucking good. Dude, cheesecake factory is bomb. Yeah. They're not sponsored, although that'd be great, dude. Hey, cheesecake, reach out. A cheesecake factory sponsor? Oh, I would not know what to do with myself. Even if they just sent us a gift card, dude. For a hundred bucks. Dude, I'd be over the moon. Because that means they know about us. Exactly. And you want Cheese State Factory to know who you are. Mm-hmm. At least we do. Yeah. I love it. I write down some topics because when I'm not with you, I'm like, oh, I could bring this up on the podcast.
1:45.7	Oh, honey's, yeah.
1:46.9	So I heard this.
1:49.4	We were listening to Jimmy Fallon, and he said his wife buys stuff.
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