Throwback Thursday (Ep 63 - I Rubbed a Michael Jordan card on my Pussy )

The Viral Podcast

Chelcie Lynn and Paige Ginn

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0	I want to go back to wiping the Michael Jordan card on my pussy.
0:05.3	I did do that.
0:07.3	It's a $45,000 card.
0:10.8	It wasn't a case, but I did rub it on my twat.
0:13.9	Now, I was wearing shorts.
0:16.1	It had a ceiling, too.
0:17.5	And it had a ceiling on it.
0:18.8	So I feel like, don't come at me saying, oh, you ruined a expensive card.
0:25.6	It had a case on it.
0:27.0	It went up in value, I think.
0:28.8	You think it went up in value because I did that.
0:31.3	Oh, yeah.
0:31.8	Thanks, Brett.
0:32.6	Well, the thing is, I would, like, move those cards a lot. And'd be like oh be careful and then you come over
0:41.8	and you took it and you rubbed it on your pussy and I know he was having a fucking heart attack
0:46.1	when you were doing that were you no no I knew it was safe yeah hmm yeah seems suss very oh well value went up bless him yeah Yeah. Hmm. Yeah.
1:08.6	Very. Oh, well. Value went up. Bless them. Yeah. Value went up. Because the smell. Can you imagine if you sold that on eBay? And you didn't put nothing about me or rubbing it or nothing. And somebody gets it, you send it, you know, first priority or thing. They get it in the mail and they open it up and they you know first priority or thing they get it in the
1:11.5	mail and they open it up and they instantly just smell something and they're like what the hell and they
1:15.5	just take a whiff was it straight pussy? Was it straight pussy you did it?
1:22.8	No I had pants on but still you can smell it through my pants.
1:30.0	All the time.
1:31.6	I'm crying, dude.
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