Throwback Thursday Ep. 34 (Rock Fuckers)

The Viral Podcast

Chelcie Lynn and Paige Ginn

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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0:00.0	How are you Boulder rock fuckers?
0:02.7	How are you, uh, uh, dirt road fuckers doing out there?
0:06.5	Good, good.
0:07.7	Fucked any good rocks lately?
0:09.5	Yeah, I fucked the crystal.
0:11.8	You did?
0:12.8	Mm-hmm.
0:13.6	Did you really?
0:14.4	No.
0:14.5	Would you shove a crystal rock up your pussy and then try to quefe it out?
0:19.4	For content maybe, but just for me? No you know i just that's not going to do
0:26.1	nothing for me true so me and chelsea have been eating crazy bread lately yes we have thought we just had
0:33.8	taco bell and i'm not okay. You're cramping.
0:37.9	I just got the stomach cramps. You know, I shouldn't have done what I did. Too many shrimps in there. There's some, the shrimps are singing. Well, the shrimps, no, no, no, no. Here's what it feels like. The shrimps aren't singing. I want the shrimps to sing, and they're not singing, and they're punching my stomach lining. Get me out of here.
0:54.6	That's what that's what's going on right now.
0:56.8	The shrimps're not singing and they're punching my stomach lining get me out of here that's what
0:55.3	that's what's going on right now the shrimps are not singing they're walking around one yeah yes
1:01.3	shrimps are not singing so it's fine i'll get through it and we'll all make it you know
1:07.2	i'm having a happy day regardless they're're going to make it out alive singing.
1:12.5	They will.
1:13.7	Damn, dude.
1:14.6	And we have Tilly and Gary up here with us.
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