I can't believe I went to school to be a news anchor.

Can you imagine you as a news anchor? I'd be up there going fucking, uh, I'm so mad at myself. I said last podcast, I'm going to stop swearing. And I said fuck more than I ever have. I'm going to go to swearing school or something. You want to set up a little jar or something from now on when you say fuck on the pod? Because I'm not going to say it. What do I put in the jar?

Just go get a roll of quarters well you don't swear as much as

me really i said fucking this fucking that fuck i can't stop i feel like i say it i hate it you do

why just fucking hate it i don't know what it is. I hate it though. Well, do better. Yeah, I'm going to do better, but I don't know how. Yeah. It rolls. Yeah. All right, let's get into the DMs. Or do you have more to talk about? No, I'm good. I've got a DM. I will say this, okay? My DMs were not real popping this week. Usually they're just fucking popping. I really couldn't find one. I did find one, but it's not like, you're not going to be like, oh, that's a great DM, but I'm going to read it for you anyway. Ready? Not prepared. This guy, Jeff, says,

was wondering if you want to come over to my garage and listen to some tapes and CDs.

That's a great one. I thought it was cute. I was like, I actually would.

Yes. I was saying the other day, like, I missed just

hanging out and, like, singing. I could do that for hours and hours. When I went to Costa Rica,

I met these random two guys out at the bar, me and my friend. We went to their house and

sang along and with their guitar for like six hours till about 7 a.m.

That sounds like a good time. Did you fuck one of them? I didn't. Really? Surprisingly. And it was

the time of my life. There's nothing better than hanging out and fucking jamming. Right. Jamming.

Okay. You got one? This human said,

Hey, love the pod.

Have you ever heard of a guy not being able to come with without standing up?

I've encountered this recently and he can't come unless he's standing.

So when I'm stuck in his dick laying down, then we have to move positions for him to come.

Before it was really annoying, but now it's not so much. Thoughts? Huh. I don't have any thoughts, I guess.

I don't guess that's that weird. I've never encountered that. i will say if i'm masturbating i have to be

laying down on my back i can't be standing up i can't be on my side i can't be on my stomach i will

not be able to nut unless i'm on my back that's just with masturbating, yeah. Any position? Yeah. I feel like I have to be tight. My legs have to be tight. When you're fucking? To come. For me to actually nut. I have to be, like, I start, like, almost shaking. Yeah. Wow. Wow. But standing up, gosh. imagine you're sucking a dick and and then he goes, oh, I go to stand up to come, and then he loses it, and then you have to suck his dick again. That would be annoying. Oh. Uh-uh. He better be holding on to that. Right. Double work. We're not double working. Wow. This isn't the shift. Holy.

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