Well, I got something that needs to be said.

I think I've got my first yeastie.

Ooh. Second, your armpits were yeasty. I did have some yeast on my armpits a while back, yeah, yeah. But I'm talking about pussy yeasty. Did you get a fever? Huh? I had a yeast infection when I was little, and, like, I swear, it's the weirdest fucking thing me and my aunt Jody we like

thought we could see like dice in the fucking air floating and like we just like it it's too hard

to explain but like it fucking made me so sick what the fuck yeah it gave me such a high fever

we don't know how to explain it but my me and my aunt Jody, if anybody out there had a yeast infection and you, like... Were seeing things? Seeing things and, like, trying to touch them with your hands. That's how you really know your pussy pH was off. If you're seeing shit. Mm-hmm. Levels levels were that's insane I never heard of that

how old did you say you were I was probably like eight nine I remember camping and

just being like doing weird things with my hands like the box I don't it's so hard

doing explain never heard of that my life honey yeah so yeah never heard of that in my life, honey. Yeah, so... Never heard of that in my life. Okay, why'd I just say that? Okay. Wow. So what happened? You just started peeing and it burned or what? No, it doesn't... No, no, no. And we don't got to dwell on this. You know, I just want everybody know I've got my first yeastie at 34. No, it just started kind of just itchy, just itching.

And I was like, something's up.

Like, it's not a normal twat itch, you know?

And then, like, the whole area is a little swollen, maybe.

Not bad, but I felt like something was off.

And so I know Libby gets yeasties constantly, because that bitch is pussy be just, I mean, be yeastful.

And so I literally called her and I was like, hey, you know, I told her my symptoms, do I have a yeastie?

She's like, yeah, that's what a yeast infection is.

So went and got some monstap, put that shit up there there and i've been just creaming it up and it still

hurts yeah it yeah i should honestly it's been it's been over a week i should have done it a week ago

but yeah we don't got to talk about my yeast infection you know we can talk about something else

i'll be praying for you thank Thank you. I really appreciate that.

Yeah.

Oh, dude.

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