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🗓️ 18 July 2022
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Yo, Conspiracy Bot here. It seems you meatsacks love dumb entertainment since you keep begging for the 3rd installment of the idiots going on some dumb adventure that I have to save them from. Well, you are in luck, or maybe just suckers, but which ever it is part 3 is coming out soon. So I figured might as well get you up to speed with revisiting the first 2 pieces of trash. Without further a due, here is part 1, Storm Hysteria 51: The Movie: The Podcast.
Original Description
This week we…
Well, this week…
You see, a funny thing happened on the way…
It’s like…hmm…it’s like a Hysteria 51 adventure...
Ah, forget it. You better just listen for yourself.
Written by
Michael Paul Gonzalez (MichaelPaulGonzalez.com / @monkeywright)
In association with Radio Lost Angeles and ForthHand Productions
Produced by
Michael Paul Gonzalez and Brent Hand
Starring:
Brent Hand – Himself
John Goforth – Himself
Lisa Hand - Herself
Conspiracy Bot – Unfortunately, Himself
Kyle – Annoyingly Himself
Aleksandra Bieńkowska – Decker
Tim Longhurst – British Announcer Guy
Michael Paul Gonzalez - Himself
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Opening Music – Playing in Tongues – Deserts3
Sci-fi Laboratory Ambience by Iwan Gabovitch under CC-BY 3.0 License with sounds by wolick, swiftoid, Diboz
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0:00.0 | Yo, conspiracy bot here. |
0:02.7 | It seems you meet sex love dumb entertainment since you keep begging for the third installment |
0:06.4 | of the idiots going on some dumb adventure that I have to save them from. |
0:10.2 | Well, you are in luck, or maybe just suckers, but whichever it is part 3 is coming out soon. |
0:16.8 | So I figured might as well get you up to speed with revisiting the first two pieces of trash. |
0:21.8 | Without further ado, here is part 1, Storm Historia 51, the movie, the podcast. |
0:28.3 | They say I'm disturbed. |
0:30.3 | From city to setting an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
0:33.1 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
0:35.3 | And now for something completely different. |
0:58.3 | We were somewhere around Henderson on the edge of the desert when the bot booze began to take hold. |
1:03.3 | Well, for me, not the meat sex. |
1:06.3 | They still aren't man enough to try it, but I digress. |
1:10.3 | Is he talking to us or himself? |
1:12.3 | I have no idea. |
1:14.3 | Are we getting close? |
1:16.3 | Uh, the GPS totally walked man. |
1:18.3 | Ever since we took that turn on, uh, what road was it? |
1:21.3 | It was a hot summer night. |
1:23.3 | Sand blowing in rough off the desert. |
1:25.3 | Nothing but white lines in the distance. |
1:27.3 | The horizon was everything and nothing. |
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