Throwback Episode: Heartbreakers, Shitty Jokes, Hairy Blob
The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Lemonada Media
4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
This episode originally aired on July 25, 2024
In this throwback episode, Sarah lets strangers know that she’s about to pee out of her vagina. Plus, she helps a man try to rekindle a strained relationship with his sister, tells stories about being on the set of Heartbreakers, and gets a compliment on her faux therapist skills.
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| 1:42.9 | Hey. |
| 2:21.2 | Hey. Hey. Hey, I want to. Hey. Hi. Hi. And then I had to pee. Hi. And then I had to pee before. So I went in this morning hot. I don't know. Maybe I had too much coffee. I don't know. And then I had to pee before we started. So I went in to pee in the little lobby, and there were two men in there. And usually it's empty. And, you know, some part of me feels like I need to say something. And I'm like, hi. And they're like, hi. And I go, I'm just going to pee out of my vagina in here. |
| 2:30.8 | They were like, okay. And I went into the bathroom because the bathroom is right there. And then I came out and I was like, well, I did it. |
| 2:34.5 | And they were like, okay. Then I came back in here. |
| 2:38.1 | And I mentioned that I did that just awkwardly. |
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