Throwback Episode: Handyman, Church, Fingered

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

This episode originally aired April 4, 2024 Sarah scares Rory into never cheating on her. Plus, she points out the positives of menopause, unpacks a traumatic story of abuse (trigger warning), and recounts tales of doing stand-up in Montreal. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X (formerly Twitter), Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey there, it's Julia Louis Dreyfus. I'm back with a new season of Wiser Than Me,
0:08.6	the show where I sit down with remarkable older women and soak up their stories, their humor,
0:15.8	and their hard-earned wisdom. Every conversation leaves me a little smarter and definitely more inspired. And yes,
0:23.6	I'm still calling my 91-year-old mom, Judy, to get her take on it all. Wiser than me from
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0:42.7	Lemonada.
0:46.7	Oh!
0:50.1	Hey.
0:53.0	Hey.
0:55.3	Hey, I want to... Hi.
0:57.0	Hey, you fuck up.
0:59.3	Hey.
1:01.2	Hi, everybody.
1:02.3	It's your best pal, Sarah Silverman.
1:04.2	And, you know, I was like, I don't even know what to talk about today in the podcast.
1:07.5	And then I was leaving, and I...
1:09.6	Rory was home.
1:14.9	And I said something to him like,
1:20.9	if you ever cheat on me, I'll kill you and then just go to jail forever. And he was like,
1:44.5	oh, okay, well, if you cheat on me, I'll probably ask you like where I fell short and what you felt you needed that I wasn't giving you. And I was like, fuck you. And then I was like, well, I can't help it. I cheated because, you know, I was so lonely and you were at work. And then I called the plumber to fix the sink. And he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I was like, yeah, that's right.
1:45.6	I cheated with the plumber.
	...

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