Throw Your Ex a Funeral Party

Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice

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Comedy

5 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2022

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Jazmyn gives advice to a man who’s still obsessed with his former boyfriend on social media. Follow Jazmyn on Insta: @JazmynJW Follow Jazmyn on TikTok: @JazmynJW Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice is a Pod People Original Series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hot people.
0:02.0	Okay, Tony, you called me all the way over to your house.
0:16.0	Ask me to bring wine and tissues.
0:18.0	What's up?
0:19.0	Look at your Instagram, the post I just sent you. Hold on. I came to
0:23.5	your house to look at my Instagram. I can look at my Instagram at home. I need to see your reaction
0:29.7	in person. We both have iPhones, babe. I have a Mac. I can FaceTime you. I can call.
0:35.1	Oh my God. Just open your damn phone.
0:37.6	Okay, okay.
0:39.4	Open in my Instagram.
0:41.3	Checking DMs.
0:42.2	Okay.
0:43.0	I see it's a post of your ex with another guy who looks shocked and happy with a Bentley and a bow on top.
0:51.0	Okay, what am I supposed to do with this?
0:53.3	My ex bought his new boyfriend a new fucking
0:56.1	Bentley. Well, how do you know that exactly? The caption on his page says, just bought the
1:01.8	love of my life a brand new Bentley. Happy birthday, sweetie. I can't believe this. Oh, damn. See,
1:09.4	if I was at home, I would have had time to digest this before texting you back, and I would have...
1:14.2	Bitch, I am devastated.
1:16.0	Okay, calm down.
1:18.0	Here, have some wine so we can drink rationally.
1:20.6	I mean, think rationally about this.
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