Through the last green door with Gory Ryan Forrester, he hates her and he is fat.

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Hey y'all, it's me, Bubba, and I'm running for Congress in the great state of Mississippi.

While many politicians pander to their constituents, I don't listen to none of y'all,

but I do answer to a high calling and hold myself to three unwavering principles.

Number one, the Bible and the Constitution are heaven's sin and were handed to us like a

rattle out of the baby Jesus's hand as the word of God. and of course by God I mean that in the very, very narrowest

definition possible, completely based on what patch of land I happen to be born on and

what my parents told me to believe. Number two,

Donald Trump is a brilliant, energetic, handsome and healthy man as well as the

instrument by which we interpret and apply these two tools.

Number three, I Bubba do not give the wispiest of a blonde pussy hair worth of a fuck.

With Bubby and Office, you know what you'll get.

The kind of reliance that you can count on from Ted Cruz and Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio,

but without the pretense of morality and integrity on the front side, Bubba won't waste

your time.

Sure, I see the polls and we may be in trouble, but first of all, rule number three.

And second of all, I'm hoping that the hippies will be too busy playing

hacky sack and making a bong out of an avocado to vote.

That gives me hope.

Bubba in 2020, I might sneak in, and I don't give a fuck call me Donald

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