Thriving, Not Surviving | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. Well, God bless you. It's always a joy to come into your homes. We love you and we're believing that this is going to be your best year so far. |
| 0:22.2 | If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:26.6 | These are the finest people in all of Houston right here at Lakewood. We'd love to have you come out sometime. |
| 0:32.9 | But thanks for tuning in today. I like to start with something funny, and I heard about this new pastor. |
| 0:38.8 | He was in town, going from house to house, inviting people to come to church. He knocked on this |
| 0:44.3 | one door, and he could tell somebody was home, but nobody would answer. So he took his business |
| 0:49.2 | card out, and he wrote the scripture reference, Revelation 320, and left it there in the door. |
| 0:54.7 | The next Sunday after service, an usher handed him the same card, and under that reference was Genesis 310. |
| 1:02.8 | Here's what they say. |
| 1:04.0 | The pastor's words, Revelation 320, behold, I stand at the door and knock. |
| 1:08.7 | If anyone answers, I will come in. |
| 1:10.9 | The reply was Genesis 310. |
| 1:13.1 | It says, I heard your voice, but I was afraid because I was naked. |
| 1:19.7 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:20.9 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:22.3 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:23.9 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:25.8 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:27.5 | I can do what it says I can do I have what it says I have. |
| 1:29.6 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:32.5 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
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