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Joel Osteen Podcast

Thriving, Not Surviving | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

You weren't designed to stay at the same level.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.2

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. Well, God bless you. It's always a joy to come into your homes. We love you and we're believing that this is going to be your best year so far.

0:22.2

If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:26.6

These are the finest people in all of Houston right here at Lakewood. We'd love to have you come out sometime.

0:32.9

But thanks for tuning in today. I like to start with something funny, and I heard about this new pastor.

0:38.8

He was in town, going from house to house, inviting people to come to church. He knocked on this

0:44.3

one door, and he could tell somebody was home, but nobody would answer. So he took his business

0:49.2

card out, and he wrote the scripture reference, Revelation 320, and left it there in the door.

0:54.7

The next Sunday after service, an usher handed him the same card, and under that reference was Genesis 310.

1:02.8

Here's what they say.

1:04.0

The pastor's words, Revelation 320, behold, I stand at the door and knock.

1:08.7

If anyone answers, I will come in.

1:10.9

The reply was Genesis 310.

1:13.1

It says, I heard your voice, but I was afraid because I was naked.

1:19.7

Hold up your Bible.

1:20.9

Say it like you mean it.

1:22.3

This is my Bible.

1:23.9

I am what it says I am.

1:25.8

I have what it says I have.

1:27.5

I can do what it says I can do I have what it says I have.

1:29.6

I can do what it says I can do.

1:32.5

Today I will be taught the word of God.

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