I had a neighbor years ago at that first place I lived on Capitol Hill and she did it to me with that Kirby vacuum.

And I, how did she get you? Like, it was not like to say, come over. I'm going to show you my Kirby vacuum. No, you know, and I should have known better as I did door to door to sales. Like I'm working at this new place. I just got to get like eight people to do the demo for. and I, but I asked her something specific and she was like, no.

And then she showed up with that vacuum. And frankly, I was just, it's like, I was friends with her and her boyfriend. And I was pissed. That's kind of rude. And it kind of ruined. Like, they lived down the hall. And it just, we never really hung out again. Because I was just, that's basically what I was and she was like mad at me and I'm like no no no you're you're using

friendship to try to sell me something I had asked you like this is in the sales pitch no no right and then right and I just find you know me fine I just like just stop I'm not buying it well get out of my apartment my thing was like what is real like I thought we were friends you You know, what is, what is, what is, it's Amway real.

Yeah. Is Amway still around? They have a different name now. Oh, do they? Yeah, they, they try to shake that and basically do the same thing. So the same thing, different name. Different pyramid, different name for the pyramid. No, they still got Amway. Do they? Do they go back to your original name?

Website and everything.

Okay.

Start your own business.

I will say real quick on the other end, my sister-in-law, you No, they still got an M. Do they? Do they go back to the original name? Website and everything.

Okay.

Start your own business.

I will say real quick on the other end.

My sister-in-law used to sell that pampered chef stuff.

Dude, that was different because you actually wanted it.

That cooking stone was great.

I worked with someone when I was in restaurants.

So have you heard a Pampered Chef?

I've not heard of pampered chef. Hey, just come by. And she even told me, basically, I'm going to try to sell you crap.

I was like, all right.

But a bunch of us were gone. Plus, she was cool, drank a lot, smoke weed, whatever. But, like, let's see what she. We rolled out of there with a bunch of crap because it is stuff you would actually use. Correct. And that's all anyone asked, man.

It's very unlikely that someone just needs a vacuum cleaner in the moment that you show up, right? Right. But if you're like, look, man, you just need a new pizza cutter because the other one's getting a little rickety. Like, what, just buy it here? Why not? Great Tupperware stuff, whatever the hell it was. You're like, cool. Right, that's why like, I know. A nice vegetable peeler. She was trying to make extra money, right? Both kids were in school. They're educators.

But like, I was always like yeah but we're

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