Threevisiting: Hi I'm A Creepypasta

Threedom

Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, Paul F Tompkins

Comedy

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about whistling, call sheets for a friend group, and listen to voicemails. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [email protected]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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0:00.0	It's morning in New York.
0:06.2	Hey, everybody, I'm Mandy Patinkin.
0:08.7	And I'm Catherine Grady.
0:09.8	And we have a new podcast.
0:11.7	It's called Don't Listen to Us.
0:14.1	Many of you've asked for our advice.
0:16.1	Tell me, what is wrong with you people?
0:19.2	Don't listen to us.
0:20.2	Our Take It or Leave It Advice show is out every Wednesday,
0:23.6	premiering October 15th, a Lemonada Media Original.
0:30.6	Freedom!
0:36.1	Freedom! Freedom! Freedom.
0:38.5	Freedom!
0:44.8	Freedom!
0:46.8	Did anyone notice that I was hooting like a little owl?
0:51.9	Like an owl.
0:52.4	I actually did hear.
0:53.8	Like what?
0:54.3	An owlet? Yeah. I was actually going to say. You plug a plug into? Because you made a turkey noise. What Medea plugs? Put in the outlet. Her things into. That's where I'm from. Franny, my dog, had some issues last week. Oh no. And I had to give her a bland diet. and I was making...
1:12.6	I thought you were going to say,
1:13.1	I had to give her a gunshot to the back of the end. She loves Indian food. She loves it, but I had to calm it down, no spice. You had mild spice. She. But it just one chili pepper. I had to make her some like boiled chicken and some like and some like ground turkey was an option. So I did that. I'm telling you the ground turkey when I open up that pyrex, it couldn't smell more like a fart if it tried. It is the grossest. Ground turkey in general smells like a fart? Or that particular? I don't know because I've never made ground I've never made ground turkey. I don't... You've never ground your own turkey? Not. No, I haven't. You don't even have a grinder in your house? You're not even on grinder? No. You're not sluicing a bunch of birds? Yeah, no. But anyway, it smells so fucking gross.
2:01.1	Just, but I think, thanks for that update.
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