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Threedom

Threevisiting: 3-D Yum

Threedom

Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, Paul F Tompkins

Comedy

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss getting bad haircuts, reality dating shows and play We 2 Not U. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [email protected]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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0:00.0

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0:16.0

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

0:19.2

3D yum. What if it were 3D? Oh

0:22.4

3D yum. Oh my god 3-dimensional ice cream cones.

0:26.8

Yum. Absolutely. Absolutely. Of course. This is what we should do. I didn't even know until now.

0:34.9

I'm tired of eating two-dimensional snacks that taste like paper. No. Oh, you're thinking. And that are paper.

0:40.8

Don't eat paper. Don't eat paper. Welcome to the show.

0:45.5

What? Don't eat paper. Don't eat paper. Hi, young friends.

0:51.8

Welcome to the show. Scott Aquaman here. Paul Laptopkins here. Lauren Lapkiss here. And

0:57.1

we're all present and accounted for. That's right. What if we were doing a show and then suddenly someone

1:01.0

wasn't there and we were just like Lauren. Uh, hello. Can I just say I have the iPhone 8 Plus. It's large. Yeah, you can go ahead.

1:08.7

Bragg if you want. So I want to say, um, I feel it's a fact on my wrist.

1:14.2

Feely. I feel that I am getting like, I feel it. No, I don't know if it's called, it's like Carpool Temple. Which hand?

1:20.7

My right wrist. That's your bean flicking hand. It's my jerkin working.

1:25.4

Jerkin working. That's all you seem to do.

1:31.4

But I can feel the difference. I think that's just the first step in human evolution. We're all going to be like

1:36.2

have fucked up necks because it's your neck as well. You're always looking down. I know. Well, you know,

1:39.8

I've talked about this before, but I have a pinky divot from my old phone being smaller and it might

1:44.7

would rest right here. Oh my god, I don't have it on the other hand. It's really, it's really creepy.

1:50.9

Yeah, I have a tail. Yeah, same. I never put off my hearts on the outside. Yeah, my brains in my ass.

1:57.8

You know, get it. And that's very good.

2:01.7

Brain fart. Yeah. Don't tell me about that. Don't ever tell me about that. Tell me about that.

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