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🗓️ 4 April 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | 3 |
| 0:16.0 | Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum |
| 0:19.2 | 3D yum. What if it were 3D? Oh |
| 0:22.4 | 3D yum. Oh my god 3-dimensional ice cream cones. |
| 0:26.8 | Yum. Absolutely. Absolutely. Of course. This is what we should do. I didn't even know until now. |
| 0:34.9 | I'm tired of eating two-dimensional snacks that taste like paper. No. Oh, you're thinking. And that are paper. |
| 0:40.8 | Don't eat paper. Don't eat paper. Welcome to the show. |
| 0:45.5 | What? Don't eat paper. Don't eat paper. Hi, young friends. |
| 0:51.8 | Welcome to the show. Scott Aquaman here. Paul Laptopkins here. Lauren Lapkiss here. And |
| 0:57.1 | we're all present and accounted for. That's right. What if we were doing a show and then suddenly someone |
| 1:01.0 | wasn't there and we were just like Lauren. Uh, hello. Can I just say I have the iPhone 8 Plus. It's large. Yeah, you can go ahead. |
| 1:08.7 | Bragg if you want. So I want to say, um, I feel it's a fact on my wrist. |
| 1:14.2 | Feely. I feel that I am getting like, I feel it. No, I don't know if it's called, it's like Carpool Temple. Which hand? |
| 1:20.7 | My right wrist. That's your bean flicking hand. It's my jerkin working. |
| 1:25.4 | Jerkin working. That's all you seem to do. |
| 1:31.4 | But I can feel the difference. I think that's just the first step in human evolution. We're all going to be like |
| 1:36.2 | have fucked up necks because it's your neck as well. You're always looking down. I know. Well, you know, |
| 1:39.8 | I've talked about this before, but I have a pinky divot from my old phone being smaller and it might |
| 1:44.7 | would rest right here. Oh my god, I don't have it on the other hand. It's really, it's really creepy. |
| 1:50.9 | Yeah, I have a tail. Yeah, same. I never put off my hearts on the outside. Yeah, my brains in my ass. |
| 1:57.8 | You know, get it. And that's very good. |
| 2:01.7 | Brain fart. Yeah. Don't tell me about that. Don't ever tell me about that. Tell me about that. |
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