I'm getting there's no such thing. Hey everybody, it's Paul F. Tompkins the guy who laughs on

3DM. I wanted to let you know that I have a new podcast with Nicole Parker, the wonderful,

fantastic, hilarious multi-talented Nicole Parker called the neighborhood listen. It is an

improv podcast where Nicole and I host in character. We take actual real posts from places like

Nextdoor and other neighborhood social networking apps and we use them for it as jumping off point

for character based improv. It is an extremely silly show. We did two seasons on Stitcher Premium,

but now it's coming out behind the paywall. And so I think you're really going to like it. If you

like silly things, you're going to like the neighborhood listen. A lot of your favorite people

guest on the show as characters Lauren Lapques, Carl Tart, Tony Newsom, Bobby Moynihan,

but but but Mary Holland Nicole buyer. So many great people. We have so much fun doing the show.

I'm very proud of it. I think that you will like it. Every Tuesday on Irwolf for free, the neighborhood

listen. Bye bye. Oh, here's an episode of it. Now bye bye. I'll do bye bye at the end. You

listen to the episode and then I'll say bye bye at the end. You won't hear me, but I will have

said it. Okay, here's the episode. Remember my silent bye bye. Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins.

And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise and character using real posts from a popular

neighborhood networking website. That our network is scared for us to name for legal reasons,

but you know which one it is. All of the posts you hear our characters read are word for word

real posts from this neighborhood website. Occasionally, we change the names of some streets.

And that's all you need to know. And now please enjoy this episode of the neighborhood listen.

This episode's guest Maria Blasucci. Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor. Good. And take

any falls you're never alone. You've got the neighborhood app and us. Burn. And jote from

coyotes to male theft to weird things to sell. We'll cover it all. And meet new neighbors as well.

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