Three Word Sales Pitch

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff! DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V This episode is brought to you by Degree Deodorant. Grab the original Cool Rush at Walmart or Target today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of Distractable is brought to you by Doom the Dark Ages.
0:04.5	Its software presents Doom the Dark Ages, a dark fantasy sci-fi experience that brings epic combat and over-the-top visuals to the legendary Doom franchise.
0:14.5	Dominate demon-infested battlefields with devastating weapons, soar on a mecca dragon, and witness the creation of a legend as the Slayer takes on hell itself.
0:25.0	Doom the Dark Ages launches May 15th on Xbox Series X and S, PlayStation 5 and PC.
0:30.3	Pre-order now.
0:31.2	Britted M for Mature.
0:33.1	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers,
0:36.0	and welcome to Destructible.
0:39.1	This episode, Biscuity Bob gets his print on, ghostful squidwort, and asks the studs
0:45.1	to wet his appetite.
0:46.7	Well, Acky and Wade goes to the movies, loses a weekend, has a car update, experiences
0:52.2	bloodlust, and does draculises.
0:55.2	Minecraft Mark fails an unboxing, trolls to busket, and advertises ghostly gastronomy.
1:02.0	From imaginary assaults, too thick deforestation.
1:06.2	Yes.
1:08.0	It's time for three-word sales pitch.
1:13.5	Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
1:21.0	Hello and welcome back to every Parakeet's favorite podcast that their owner puts on when they leave the house.
1:27.9	Ah, distractible!
1:29.8	That's right, you're listening to Distractable!
1:32.3	I'm your host, my name is Bob.
1:34.0	I get the host because I won the last one.
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