Three Eyes White
The Dana Gould Hour
Dana Gould
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 166 minutes
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Summary
Happy holidays! It's the post-Thanksgiving pre-Christmas episode of The Dana Gould Hour Podcast. I think we can squeeze one more in before Christmas. That's certainly my intention, which is not to say that this episode is not what you'd call BOFFO.
Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald is here. Kevin is known for his TV show Emergency Room Vets on Animal Planet. In addition to being a veterinarian, he is an animal preservationist, a conservationist and before that, he was a rock 'n' roll tour bouncer. There are stranger tales to be told, I'm sure, but I can't say I know of any off the top of my head. Kevin has a memoir out now, telling the details of all the many lives he's lead, called It Started With A Turtle, and he's here today to tell us all about it.
Comedian par excellence Greg Proops is here to tell us about his new comedy album, Free State Of California, out now.
True Tales From Weirdsville takes a deep dive into a side of The King Of Rock 'n' Roll that you might not know about. Elvis Presley, practitioner of the occult. It's weird, but it's all true, and that makes it just the tale for True Tales From Weirdsville.
And now, it is on to our filthy business. https://www.DanaGould.com
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| 0:00.0 | They come from the bowels of hell. |
| 0:09.0 | The Dana Gouldower. |
| 0:14.6 | Jungle worms and swamp rats run around your feet. |
| 0:17.3 | Bought a dog that killed the calf, that ate the canary. What is true? |
| 0:22.0 | And once again, welcome back. |
| 0:27.8 | Happy holidays. |
| 0:30.1 | Kinda. |
| 0:31.2 | It's the post- Thanksgiving pre-Christmas episode of the Dana Gouldauer podcast. |
| 0:36.3 | Now, I think we can squeeze one more in before Christmas. |
| 0:41.0 | That is certainly my intention. This is purportedly the Thanksgiving episode, but I had a |
| 0:47.6 | deadline on something else. Which is not to say that this episode is not what you'd like to call |
| 0:53.3 | Bafo. |
| 0:55.0 | Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald is here. |
| 0:58.6 | Now, Kevin has been a guest on our show before. |
| 1:00.8 | He's known for his TV show, Emergency Room Vets, on Animal Planet. |
| 1:06.0 | And in addition to being a veterinarian, he is also an animal preservationist, a conservationist, and before |
| 1:13.3 | that, he was a rock and roll tour bouncer. There are stranger tales to be told, I am sure, |
| 1:20.1 | but I can't say I know of any, off the top of my head. Kevin is the real life Forrest Gump, |
| 1:25.9 | and he has a memoir out now, telling the details of the many, many lives he's led. |
| 1:32.8 | And it's called It Started with a Turtle, and he is here today to tell us all about it. |
| 1:40.2 | Comedian par excellence, Greg Proops is here, from whose line is it anyway? And Greg is here to |
| 1:47.0 | tell us all about his new comedy album, The Free State of California, out now. True Tales from |
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