From the age of big brother.

If they want to get you, they'll get you.

D&SA specifically targets the communications of everyone.

They're collecting your communications.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Thought Crime Live.

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, look at this. We got the whole motley crew.

Thank you for being here folks. Seriously, thank you for being here.

We've got Blake and Andrew on their way here, so.

So we got, we got Jack Posobic here on Thought Crime.

Ladies and gentlemen, I know it's Friday.

We usually do Thought Crime Thursday, so I hope you won't mind if we're doing Thought Crime on Friday.

Is that all right with all of you?

Hell yeah.

All right, we got Cliff Maloney. You know Cliff from the PA Chase. What's up,

Cliff? Hello, hello. Then we got a crazy, of course, the great Tyler Boyer.

What's up, guys? How we doing? And everyone's favorite, Mikey McCoy.

Mikey. Now, there was, there were rules about thought crime. Now, people, people don't realize this, but there are rules. When we created this show, we said there's one rule above all rules. Anything goes on thought crime, all right? No censorship, no question that is denied. There is no topic that's not allowed to be discussed. That is how thought crime works. But there's also another rule. No jackets on thought crime. So I said, when we were backstage, I said, Mikey, Cliff, take him off. And I threw mine off too. No suit jackets. So if Andrew Colvette comes out here

wearing a jacket, or if Blake Neff comes out here with, what is that, his $5 Macy special,

wait, do you not have a mic? No, his mic is broken. Oh, his mic is broken. That's okay. He doesn't

have anything to say anyway. That, no, we'll figure that out.

That they got to take them off.

By the way, shout out because we got two beautiful ladies here in the front

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