Thoughtcrime, Ep. CXXVI: The End of Star Wars?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Charlie Kirk
4.6 • 65.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
It is a period of anarchy in the galaxy. ANDREW KOLVET is blowing off Thoughtcrime to attend some event on Coruscant, while TYLER BOWYER remains missing in action in the Spice Wars.
Desperate for content, the Thoughtcrime team has invited pollster RICH BARIS in the hopes he can revive their flagging creativity.
Frantically, the team assembles on the starship Phoenix for a debate over STAR WARS that could restore freedom to American men....
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| 2:03.6 | The The Well, well, well, so for folks who couldn't see the opening scroll on there, as you may know, today we are going to be talking about stupid wars. |
| 2:55.4 | Yes, that's right, stupid wars. |
| 2:57.4 | Because Mark Hamill, the star of the formerly cool franchise known as Star Wars decided to go and I'm just going to say it. |
| 3:12.9 | He made a post wishing for the death of President Trump. |
| 3:15.7 | That's what he did. |
| 3:17.0 | And we can beat around the Bush and we can try to, you know, obscure it. |
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