THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 118 — Looksmaxxing and Jestergooning? $500 Faces? Blame Canada?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Charlie Kirk
4.6 • 65.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
The Thoughtcrime team hits the most important topics in the entire world, including:
-Should we all be hitting our faces with hammers to improve our appearance?
-Who should go on an American $500 bill?
-Is Canada an apartheid state?
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Charlie Kirk. |
| 0:04.6 | I run the largest pro-American student organization in the country fighting for the future of our republic. |
| 0:11.3 | My call is to fight evil and to proclaim truth. |
| 0:14.5 | If the most important thing for you is just feeling good, you're going to end up miserable. |
| 0:19.9 | But if the most important thing is doing good, you will end up purposeful. College is a scam, everybody. You've got to stop sending your kids to college. You should get married as young as possible and have as many kids as possible. Go start a turning point USA College Chapter. Go start a turning point. You would say high school chapter. Go find out how your church can get involved. Sign up and become an activist. |
| 0:39.0 | I gave my life to the Lord in fifth grade. |
| 0:41.2 | Most important decision I ever made in my life. |
| 0:43.8 | And I encourage you to do the same. |
| 0:45.2 | Here I am. |
| 0:46.1 | Lord, use me. |
| 0:48.1 | Buckle up, everybody. |
| 0:49.4 | Here we go. |
| 0:55.8 | The Charlie Kirk Show is proudly sponsored by Preserve Gold, the leading gold and silver experts, |
| 1:02.3 | and the only precious metals company I recommend to my family, friends, and viewers. |
| 1:08.9 | All right, welcome to Thought Crime Thursday. We are, I got my jack. See, I forgot my |
| 1:15.4 | jacket rule. And then I, so I put on. He keeps forgetting the jacket rule. You can't defy the |
| 1:19.5 | jacket rule. I get cold in the studio. They have it turned down to like 61 for the, for the |
| 1:23.7 | equipment here. Anyways, welcome to Thought Crime. Oh, so it so cold for you. I'm totally. I do not |
| 1:29.3 | do well with cold. I'm a, I'm a brown-skinned. You don't want to catch Andrew? |
| 1:33.9 | Southern European quarter Mexican. He doesn't have his jack jack and hasn't had his dind |
| 1:38.9 | yet. So we got to get into some breaking news here because I'll be honest with you in the audience. |
| 1:44.1 | I'm pretty upset. |
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