My name is Charlie Kirk.

I run the largest pro-American student organization in the country fighting for the future of our republic.

My call is to fight evil and to proclaim truth.

If the most important thing for you is just feeling good, you're going to end up miserable.

But if the most important thing is doing good, you will end up purposeful. College is a scam, everybody. You got to stop sending your kids to college. You should get married as young as possible and have as many kids as possible. Go start a turning point USA College Chapter. Go start a turning point. You would say high school chapter. Go find out how your church can get involved. Sign up and become an activist.

I gave my life to the Lord in fifth grade.

Most important decision I ever made in my life.

And I encourage you to do the same.

Here I am.

Lord, use me.

Buckle up, everybody.

Here we go.

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All right, folks, welcome to today's edition of Thought Crime Thursday.

As you can see, I'm here in my tuxedo.

No, I am not auditioning for, uh, on top of a wedding cake.

Are you going on like the next bond film?

Are they doing a remake of Goldfinger? No, I'm going toing for the next bond film. Are they doing a remake of Goldfinger?

No, I'm going to the premiere of Melania, which come, which is going to be across town here at the Trump Kennedy Center in about an hour and a half.

So I'm, I'm dressed up. So this is, this is, this is my, my attire. But as we know, no suits.

So you got my suspenders. What's up? We got, we got Blake. What's up, Blake? Yeah, yeah. Howdy Jack? But who's there with you? And we got, well, hold on. We have Tyler Boyer. And I wanted to also introduce to the audience. I think you may know this guy. He's someone who has been out there on

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