Thou Shalt Rewind The Boner

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Give this guy an industrial strength fishing rod, because he needs to reel it in! No smooching before marriage, or you're gonna get the bang bang penis explosion. Al Pacino: 83 and having a baby Bryan’s in the Old Dads Club, but he’s not THAT old! They might not know their dad, but they can watch Scarface Bryan is more similar to the Bama girls than he realizes Chronic overpackers Flights are always full now! What are your dating rules? You can’t marry someone without sleeping with them first, right? How to Snag a Dick, by Krissy Is it on trend to have a submissive wife? Barf! Krissy’s mom was a Bad Bitch Queen Bee Waiting until marriage to kiss Do snakes have hands? Self control? Nah Bryan’s a pleasures of the flesh kind of guy The bang bang Contrary to popular belief, men do have self control She's had no bangers and mash! We are sex posi at TCB Baby Dante is HUNGRY Why buy the cow when you can get the milk? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	12 sealed boxes, one banker, and a chance to win 1,000 pounds cash, absolutely free.
0:12.0	Are you ready for a big deal?
0:13.8	Play the brand new totally free deal or no deal game only at
0:17.8	Tombola.
0:18.8	Download the Tombola app to see if the 1000 pounds price is in your box.
0:23.0	Deal or no deal is owned by and is a registered trademark of Vanager.
0:26.0	Unique Code to Play sent by free SMS term supply 18-plus be Gambleware.
0:29.0	org.
0:30.0	Drive to survive is back.
0:32.0	To be a 401 driver, you need to be able to switch yourself off from everything that is happening around you.
0:37.0	Is he ready, physically, mentally?
0:40.0	Your position is under threat.
0:42.0	When you get into that car, the noise goes away.
0:45.1	Formula One, Drive to Survive, now streaming only on Netflix.
0:49.6	What is your dream partner look like?
0:52.0	I think I would love to have like an anchor partner who is like obsessed with me and loves me and also we can both date other people but ideally they would sit at home and I would date other people.
1:02.8	Then I think I'm also polyamorous in that way,
1:05.0	where I want to date everyone,
1:06.6	but I want my partner to sort of be locked up in a dungeon at home
1:10.2	with no cell phone. On this episode of the commercial break.
1:17.0	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
1:19.0	Ezekiel 3 through 13 or whatever.
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