Thou Shalt Impeach Him NOW.
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Dear Humans,
Today we tore into Trump's Iran strikes and the bullshit "we're at war" framing without Congress, the early polling showing 77% of Americans are already against it, and the bot-driven disinfo campaign trying to bait people into fighting each other.
We also discussed the growing impeachment talk, being led by God and others.
THOU SHALT IMPEACH THIS MONSTER!!!
Plus a quick tour of God's latest Threads dunk parade. We also examine the huge rash now on Donald's ghastly neck.
Karaoke Songs Sang Today:
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Happy Birthday (traditional)
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It's Such a Good Feeling (Mister Rogers)
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Fortunate Son (CCR)
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Buffalo Soldier (Bob Marley)
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War (Edwin Starr)
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Bulls on Parade (Rage Against the Machine)
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American Idiot (Green Day)
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Rockin' in the Free World (Neil Young)
Hang in there, humans. He's going to lose. And he knows it.
After that he's going to burn in Hell for all eternity. And he knows that too.
Love,
God
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everyone. It is Monday, March 2nd, 2006. It's time for another episode of The God Show. |
| 0:13.9 | Jesus Christ, Jesus, things went bad over the weekend. |
| 0:19.6 | Yes, yes. America is now at war again for an indeterminate amount of time. Spoiler alert, it's probably going to be a really long time. |
| 0:31.9 | Y'all are going to be at war. |
| 0:34.9 | Here's the thing I don't understand, Jesus. |
| 0:39.9 | How does he get to just decide? |
| 0:42.6 | I don't understand how it's war. |
| 0:52.9 | Like he just gets to decide to send a bombing, to bomb a country. |
| 0:57.4 | Okay, I understand that the president snatched that over time. |
| 1:06.8 | But you're just saying it's war. How can it be war if Congress didn't, and the American people had nothing to say about this? You're just like, it's war. That's the first gaslight, you know, we're driving on the highway. |
| 1:15.9 | Stop light, we'll call them gaslights. |
| 1:18.3 | We hit our first red gaslight here. |
| 1:21.4 | I don't concede the fact that Donald Trump gets to just decide when you're at war. |
| 1:28.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.1 | No, I mean, you're right. |
| 1:30.4 | He needs the answer for that. |
| 1:32.1 | I don't concede that the United States is at war. |
| 1:37.5 | Donald Trump is at war with the truth. |
| 1:41.6 | Operation Epic Fury is what they're calling it, |
| 1:44.6 | which is just appropriately cringeworthy, |
| 1:50.0 | embarrassing, humiliating, ridiculous. |
| 1:53.8 | Epic Fury, my initial reaction to that, |
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