Those who prefer feathered versions of dinosaurs are no different than the virtue-signalling liberals who say "I prefer girls with curves!" (fixed)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

There was an error during the original upload that cut off the last 7 minutes of this episode including, crucially, the Christmas Macarena. It has been restored to its original glory.

This week Alex finds himself mad online at liberals criticizing the Amazon Labor Union

Also, A Washington Post columnist gets mad at John Lennon's "Imagine," asking, "Can't we just imagine the world we have now?"

And finally, the British and the American alike rage at the emasculation of dinosaurs

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show
0:22.5	exactly what it looks like when you're going to go to the deserts.
0:30.5	Follow their environmental stuff. Stay tuned.
0:34.3	I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are minion death cult.
0:38.7	The world is ending.
0:40.7	Woke dinosaurs are responsible.
0:43.9	And no, I'm not talking about those crazy guys in rubber suits that got canceled when the meteor hit.
0:51.2	Talk about the real guys.
0:53.2	The real dinosaurs that they're trying to steal from us.
0:56.6	They're trying to take them away from us and wokeify them, racify them,
1:01.5	genderify them, and we'll get to that.
1:03.3	So don't worry, folks.
1:04.6	Don't worry about it, yeah.
1:05.8	It will be covered for all you paleontologists out there.
1:09.7	Yeah, thanks for tuning in it.
1:11.2	As always, it's one of the things.
1:13.5	There's a lot of things to deal with them, you know.
1:16.4	Thanks for tuning in, folks.
1:17.8	I wanted to start off this episode with doing a little penance.
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