This is Paul Hawksby.

And Andy Jay.

And this is the H&J Daily with some of the best bits of this afternoon show.

Well, Andy, of course, had an eventful weekend and told us a story.

If you had a bit of a moral dilemma, you can take your own sides.

We spoke to Danny Kelly, as always.

We went game by game through the Premier League weekend so far.

We also spoke to Mark Pugh, the foodie football.

He's the former Bournemouth winger.

And we talked about Pep's comments

about making sure his players don't come back fat

after the Christmas period.

So all that and more.

Here it always.

Good afternoon, everyone. Good afternoon, Andy.

Yes, good afternoon, Paul.

And yes, I was looking forward to the match on Saturday, but I had a slightly difficult morning.

So it was one of those sorts of mornings that only kind of you really have.

Yes, basically, what I did, I managed to, I didn't realize it this time, I dropped my wallet in the street. You've done this a few times. Why don't you find an alternative? What, money belt. Well, you may be, come to that, is it? Nice old money belt. Really, honestly. Because you've had to mean, because you've had to change your cards.

This is about the third or fourth time. As is the fourth time. Mate. And because each time it happens, you change all your cards and change everything, all your subscriptions. Why do you keep doing it? Can you not get deeper pockets? No, no, I, had some gloves in my pocket. I put the thing in. Now, what the problem was, was that I...

Here we go.

No, no, because I...

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