Those Analytic Juices

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

We’re movin’, groovin’, and poopin’ on vacation! Bryan & Krissy are back from their vacations and they have a LOT to catch up on, including Brad Grunberg, The Y Files, and a 3 question IQ test. We’re back from vacation! Astrid gives Bryan street cred (and she hates him) Ikea couples troubles Putting grills together Traveling with a partner: the ultimate test Brick gut Pooping on vacation Brad Grunberg Listen to our first and second episode about Brad Grunberg Update on the woman from Love Connection! Apparently we have an IMDB page The moon landing… People believe Kubrick was forced to direct it We need hot takes on TCB! The Y Files 3 question IQ test Maybe we aren’t the brightest, but at least we’re fun! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Antichrist, He will try to say that Jesus is not Lord. He's not nice. He'll behead you if you follow Jesus' word.
0:13.6	Antichrist, He's not nice. Take his mark. You'll pay the price.
0:19.2	Antichrist, He's not nice. He will take away God's holy sacrifice.
0:30.0	On this episode of the commercial break, I'm going to repeat the question.
0:36.8	Yes please. A bat. Let me tell you a sip of wine. Okay. Get those, get those brain cells.
0:43.6	Creative juices flying. Remember you don't want creative juices you want analytic juices.
0:48.8	A bat in a ball. I don't want to use my animal.
0:54.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:00.8	The heart wants what the heart wants.
1:03.6	Oh yes it does. Catch and get in. Welcome back to another episode of the commercial break.
1:07.2	I'm Brian Green. This is the director of twerkin' Walgreens.
1:10.4	Working, Kristin Joy. Holy best to you, Chrissy.
1:13.6	Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:16.4	How are you? I'm here in the hot stick. How are you?
1:19.6	I'm back. Listen, here we are again.
1:21.6	We're getting the train out of the station.
1:23.2	Our long, our long suffering nightmare is starting all over again.
1:27.2	Here we go. Another 55,000 hours of the commercial break we have to get in the can before we'll take another vacation.
1:34.4	If you would just visit our sponsors we could probably make a living doing this.
1:37.6	Come on guys, get in together. Can we work as a team here? Is it possible?
1:41.6	Is it possible? Is it probable? We're back from vacation but you don't know because we've been doing episodes of the entire time.
1:47.2	You've had fresh episodes the entire time. That's how good we are to you the listener.
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