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I have a red beard as is the beard of the mythological creature, the hero, the man, the

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We know as Thor.

Oh shit.

It's our Thor episode, everybody.

You know what happened?

We saw the trailer for the new Thor movie, and we got really actually excited for once in

our lives about Thor.

So we said, hey, why don't we do a Thor episode?

Now, here's the thing about Thor is a very long journey from space opera mythic quest beyond time to his humble origin.

A journey into mystery, one might say.

Because if you want to...

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