Thor vs Frieza
Who Would Win Masters
Ray Stakenas
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2021
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
And on the next episode of Who Would Win...
The grudge match for the ages! This is a battle that both James and Ray do not believe it is possible to lose!
Will Thor the God of Thunder (Repped by James) deliver a knockout blow or will DBZ's greatest villain Frieza (Repped by Ray) prove to be too overwhelming for even this god to handle? What will be the point that special guest judge Eve Esquire feels is the tipping point in this planet sized battle?
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, welcome to our Multiverse. We're excited you're joining us for our new parody comedy series, Superhero Diaries. |
| 0:09.0 | Hello, this is Batman. Well, sort of. I mean, I'm not one of those actors who gets to play all your favorite superheroes in movies and TV. |
| 0:16.5 | I guess you would say I'm a parody version of The Dark Knight. |
| 0:20.5 | Anywho, me and some of my super friends, I've decided to tell you what we're really thinking when we are doing all those crime fighting |
| 0:27.5 | or saving multiverse-hopping kind of stuff. We will reveal what's behind the mask. |
| 0:33.5 | Our most private thoughts. Like, who's our secret superhero crush? |
| 0:38.5 | Gotta go, girl talk. |
| 0:41.5 | We have to deal with real life issues just like you. |
| 0:44.5 | I mean, how does Spider-Man pee when he's wearing his spidey onesie? |
| 0:48.5 | I write up in the crotch a little bit too. |
| 0:50.5 | Does Aquaman talk to fish before he eats them? |
| 0:53.5 | What is the whole critical review of Wonder Woman 84? |
| 0:56.5 | And most confounding of all. |
| 0:59.5 | Someday, you just can't get rid of a bomb. |
| 1:01.5 | How does a guy like me with no superpowers get through the week without getting killed every other day? |
| 1:06.5 | Oh, we'll be review when superhero diaries take off on February 9th. |
| 1:11.5 | Subscribe now, true believers! |
| 1:26.5 | While its populations, Frieza considers for a moment how easy it is to bring a world to its needs. |
| 1:34.5 | It is then that a bolt of lightning strikes the ground in front of him and the chiseled physique of Thor now stands before. |
| 1:42.5 | You're a foul creature and I am here to end you, Thor bellows. |
| 1:47.5 | Heh, you think fighting me will stop the world from being taken? |
| 1:51.5 | Frieza casually replies, if I kill the head of the snake, the body will fall. |
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