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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Thor’s Touching Himself

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.87.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest dog, a couple that has been camping only 11 minutes from their home for years and the Anchorage parking fairies.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is exactly right.

0:03.6

Scotty, are you ready?

0:08.3

Ooh, yes, it's a new year, it's a new us.

0:14.3

I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.

0:17.4

UK Town cancels new year fireworks for Walrus, only for it to masturbate and leave.

0:26.6

It might be a new year, but it's the same old banana boys.

0:30.2

Let's get into it on a brand spanking new episode of bananas.

1:00.2

I'm Scotty Landis and thanks for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

1:13.1

I feel like this is the year.

1:39.2

I think we all need to go back out there, have a little fun, be a little silly, be super

1:43.7

kind to one another.

1:45.5

You know you could stay angry and still be kind to people.

1:48.0

That's my whole thing.

1:49.8

I mean speaking of being angry and kind to people, what you texted me yesterday that you

1:57.7

were on a plane for eight hours?

2:02.9

Okay.

2:03.9

So yeah, you and Katie Levine are wonderful producer engineer texted me when I was on a

2:09.4

plane.

2:10.4

So I for years, I flew down to Miami and Key West, which I had the greatest time.

2:15.3

I love those cities so much and I hope we can do.

2:18.1

There's a little theater in Key West that you and I should do a live show at at some point.

2:22.5

I love it.

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