And the Welcome to the damage report. I'm your host John Aetarola and joining me today of course on Fridays is Brett Erlich.

Brett how are you? You know I've been worse Jordan.

Jordan. Wait what? Wait, what? This one of those dreams? No, I'm wearing pants, can't be one of those dreams.

Well, Brett, I'm happy you're joining me today to help me get through this to help we can get through this together.

How is that purple hair?

It's fading, to be honest.

John and I, see now I'm mixing you up. John and I were in the

studio together the other day for those of you who caught the members only stream that he did.

And I have like it's fading.

Like, I know you can see the purple, purple here and I can probably like accentuate

it, but it's pretty faded, which is weird because now it just looks gray.

It looks like I'm going like a really cool kind of gray so I like it but we have

host mates coming up on Monday and I was really hoping I'd have a

vibrant Maine of Perp and I'm really mad at John because he's kept his purple quite vibrantly and mine is just like this very sad

washed out has been of a purple purple you know hairdo

Sure, yeah John's got more surface area and I think the he's the vibrancy is enhanced by that yeah but you you two and you're perfectly

round crania.

I've got this tall skin situation.

You guys have these perfect round, you know, like those mini watermelons, you know, the ones that are like bowling balls, like a one single serve watermelon, that's what you guys have and it covered in hair compliment I feel like this is not a compliment it is much of a compliment as someone with

dense lush hair can get from someone who doesn't have that.

Okay. That's how it's gonna be. It's not gonna turn into some. It's not gonna be a genuine

100% unmissible compliment. it's going to have a little bitterness in it.

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