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This is True Grime Cat.

Hello.

Hey, True Grime Cat. How are you doing?

How are you up? What are you doing?

Just arranging my wee pennies by year and listening to some music.

That's a good song. That's actually kind of got me thinking about a case we should talk about sometime.

Or today. I'm ready whenever you are.

Oh, wow. I didn't mean...

Alright, well, let me see.

So this case is about an arsonist, which sounds pretty boring. I know arson in general is a pretty boring True Grime,

but this guy is a real piece of work. Trust me up.

I'm trying to think of a fitting badass quote to start this episode with that involves fire, though.

About this one Parker Conrad once said,

some days you're the fire hydrant and sometimes you're the dog. Does that work?

What? No. No, that doesn't work. How is that even relevant?

How about this one? Sam Walton once said there's only one boss, the customer,

and he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down simply by spending his money somewhere else.

How about that one? That one talks about firing.

Just because the quote has the word firing and it doesn't mean it.

Terry Pratchett is known to have said, build a man of fire and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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