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The New Yorker: The Writer's Voice - New Fiction from The New Yorker

Thomas Pierce Reads "Chairman Spaceman"

The New Yorker: The Writer's Voice - New Fiction from The New Yorker

The New Yorker

Arts, Authors, Fiction, Yorker, New, Newyorker

4.32.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2017

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

“Jerome, with a very serious expression, asked what Dom would do if an alien wanted to have sex with him.”

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0:00.0

This is The Writer's Voice, new fiction from The New Yorker.

0:09.0

I'm Deborah Treasman, fiction editor at The New Yorker.

0:12.6

On this episode of The Writer's Voice, we'll hear Thomas Pierce read his story, Chairman, Spaceman, from the January 16th, 2017 issue of the magazine.

0:21.6

Pierce's story collection, Hall of Small Mammals, came out in 2015.

0:25.6

His novel, The After Lives, will be published later this year.

0:29.6

Now here's Thomas Pierce.

0:32.6

Chairman Space Man. Chairman Spaceman

0:39.3

After tonight, he'd never see any of these people again.

0:46.5

Dom Whipple, the notorious corporate raider, the scourge of boardrooms near and far, the layoff king,

0:54.0

had traded his entire fortune

0:56.1

for a one-way ticket to a distant planet. And even guys like Lenny Westerfeld, a man he

1:01.7

had once blackmailed into an early retirement, had come to bid Dom farewell.

1:08.4

"'Every cent,' Lenny asked him. "'You mean to tell me you really gave that church every single cent?

1:14.5

"'It's liberating, Lenny. It really is.

1:16.9

"'I've never felt so free in all my life.

1:20.3

"'Be honest, though. No secret investments scrolled away, no offshore accounts.'

1:25.0

Tom shook his head. Not a one. "'Well I think it's lovely. Sheila Park chimed in.

1:32.9

I do it myself, only I'm probably not religious enough. What's this church of yours called?

1:39.0

God's plan for space, GPS. Oh my, she said, and I get nervous telling people I'm an Episcopalian anymore.

1:46.9

God's plan had a simple mission, to establish a more egalitarian society on another planet

1:52.9

and to spread the message of God's love to unexplored solar systems, but Dom's best

1:58.3

efforts to explain it had mostly been met with blank stares and polite jokes.

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