Thomas Jones + Bears Bye Week + Hawks Are Back + Cubs Are Not
The Stretch
Barstool Sports
4.9 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2018
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
The boys are back after a well deserved bye week and holy shit does Carl need it coming off the Cubs collapse. Before he explodes, the boys prepare you for your 1st Place Chicago Bears week 6 game against the overwhelmingly mediocre Miami Dolphins. Eddie has PTSD from the last time they came to town but is still confident this is a Bears beatdown and for good reason. White Sox Dave tries to jynx the season unintentionally but not really because he is a troll. And after done trolling the Bears, he turns his attention to Carl who finds a solid half hour of group therapy on this week's show to work through his Cubs related issues. Disclaimer: he does not mean any of the bad things he says about anyone this week. SPOILER ALERT LOTS OF BAD THINGS. White Sox Dave then plays a game of River Boat Gambler with Rick Hahn's checkbook as he pontificates the big swinging dick's moves this offseason. Chief explains why the Hawks are back including a remarkable profile on THE CAPTAIN. Voicemails, Gas Money Bob, Dope Ropes and then finally Super Bowl running back and Chicago Bear standout Thomas Jones joins the crew. NBD just the 25th all time rusher with 71 career rushing touchdowns called in while he was getting a goddamn lift in. Allow yourself to get the feels because they are there. TJ brings them, including a thorough explanation of why Green Bay sucks dong, the proverbial kind. Loaded show for a loaded audience. Bears are going to the Super Bowl ALL GAS NO BRAKES!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Redline Radio listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:06.9 | Prime members can listen to Ed free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:10.1 | That's public awesome Milwaukee. He's like, yeah, for sure, just come on in like we love this shit |
| 0:14.8 | Like we're gonna get it all here like I don't mind people puking so I mean as you can imagine this guy's got to be pretty fun |
| 0:20.6 | Cool, 12 hours to go down. So sounds like a classy establishment. Sounds like a guy with a good liability premium. Yeah |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, so or he needs one maybe do you got do do that or just like an animal. All right. Yeah, we'll get it |
| 0:32.3 | We'll get that too. So so the week just significantly start on top of it because significantly dips down |
| 0:38.3 | First off are like number one producer guy who's like trying to film us. He can't make it |
| 0:42.6 | I reached out to our guy Brian and I was like, hey, come on. You want to hop in Brian's in and then he backs out a couple days before so |
| 0:49.0 | It was very upsetting Brian, but it's okay. So I mean that's why sweating so bad right now |
| 0:53.6 | You knew you're gonna start making fun of them. So we're like yeah |
| 0:56.6 | So we're like whatever so we get to the day before the challenge and I get a text from Danny is like hey big problem |
| 1:01.6 | I was like what's a problem he goes the board of Gladstone the village of Gladstone found out about the challenge and |
| 1:07.9 | They're like threatening to like make shit happen if you guys do it there because they don't want a bunch of people puking by a kitchen |
| 1:14.2 | I guess it's from the pond. It sounds like I would know so the guy got a little we got a little cold feet |
| 1:20.1 | And he's like here's but being a good guy like I said he's like hey, I feel really bad. I want to make this right |
| 1:24.8 | I called a school bus. So let's just everybody gets here. Let's just hop on the school bus and won't take you to the woods |
| 1:31.6 | So we're like all right, we're going to the woods like I don't know how this is gonna go |
| 1:36.3 | You know we we're looking we got just scrambling for camera guys. We got you know, we're picking up milk and |
| 1:42.2 | Anyway, so the day comes we have it a great. We got people doing entrances |
| 1:46.4 | We got a guy sitting on the national anthem and all the sudden right before like oh and by the way like we all got to go to the woods right now |
| 1:52.9 | And everyone's like are you fucking kidding me? We're like yeah, so I hop on the bus. Yes hop on the bus |
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