Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, in what will surely become the next video iteration of the Blue Dress Goldblad dress or the Yanni Laurel audio clip.

We will listen to Donald John Trump, the president of these United States of America, to determine whether or not he said,

Quiet Piggy or shut up, Meg.

Damn it, I can't press play on this thing. Here.

Sir, is there nothing incriminating in the box? Quiet, quiet, quiet, please.

I bet, sir.

Yeah, Jennifer, go ahead, go ahead. there's nothing incriminating in the box.

Sir,

why is quiet piggy

I've

look, I've got it on good intel

that he didn't say quiet piggy

but the internet is a blaze

with whether or not Donald John Trump in response to a journalist who was being a bit of a pig in terms of asking for more time than that to which she was entitled, whether or not he said quiet piggy let's just pick another one here i've

been going through this i got to hear i don't hear piggy and i'm not sure if it's because i'm

blinded by my sicko fancy for president donald john trump let's try this one here

i got it got it in the vizier Okay, like, I'm not a serious. Quiet, quiet, piggy. Okay, like, I'm getting a journalist.

Quiet, quiet, piggy.

Okay, like, I'm a serious question.

Who is the journalist to which he was talking?

What did he say?

Because I don't think he said quiet piggy. I hear quiet lady.

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