You're listening to Comedy Central.

Pfff!

You know, the Miracle Drug that almost eliminates your risk of death from COVID and let's

talk to Fauci record your dreams.

So let's catch up on the latest news on the vaccine in our ongoing segment, Vaccination

Nation.

Back when the vaccines first came out, demand for them was huge.

They were basically harder to find than a Republican congressman who admits Joe Biden won.

But not enough people wanted to voluntarily save their lives.

So then the problem became how to convince the whole doubts to get vaccinated, which is

why recently everyone from the federal government to airlines and hospitals have been introducing

vaccine mandates.

You want to work here?

You got to get the shots.

But it turns out people don't like being told what to do.

It's the same reason that when Moses first brought down the 10 Commandments, everyone

immediately started coveting each other's wives.

Well, I wasn't going to cover Terry's wife, but now that you mentioned her, damn!

And for everyone who doesn't want to be forced to take the vaccine, the governor of Texas

is definitely on their side.

Governor Abbott is going up against President Biden, issuing an executive order banning

COVID-19 vaccine mandates.

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